Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Valentine's Day Lick Attack
For Valentine’s Day I am relying on Mooka to do what she does best: spread pure, unadulterated love. She has never met a person she does not want to give numerous kisses. We call her “aggressively affectionate.” Once she gets going, she will knock off any hat or glasses you are wearing, and if you’re holding a beverage, she’ll knock that out of your hands too. We can try and keep her from doing this if you really hate dogs, but it makes her gag when you pull on her collar that hard.
In this slideshow, Popsey is demonstrating one of the most important defensive techniques if you are ever confronted with Mooka’s lick attack. Keep your mouth tightly shut! If you really can’t stand it anymore, go on the offensive. She is very submissive, and if she senses you’re the aggressor in the situation, she’ll “flump” onto her back for a belly scratch instead. Also, remember to moisturize afterwards.
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Mooka loves you (or she would if she ever met you).
P.S. Thanks to Secret Agent Josephine for the animation lesson!