Showing posts with label family history. Show all posts
Showing posts with label family history. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2011

The Man Who Made Bright Things

This is a repost of one of our favorite stories by Addison Ward. This gray morning Andrew wanted to read it, and said, "This is as close to my mission statement as you can come, so I'm going to go glaze something in my cellar. Cheers!"

The Man Who Made Bright Things, by Addison Ward.


Saturday, September 11, 2010

Mardi Gras past

A volunteer at the George Eastman House, who is researching Andrew's grandmother, Clara Louise Ward, found our blog and contacted us. In their collection I found this photo of Clayla (and we're guessing her husband Frank Hawley Ward) in costume. 


Monday, March 22, 2010

Collier's Article...part 2

This is the second installment of an article about Ward's Natural Science, that first appeared in Collier's Magazine in 1950. The beginning is in last week's post. 


What Do You Collect
Butterflies or Hippo Skulls?


By James Poling


Part 2
In such a business, purchasing is a unique problem. According to Dr. Gamble, the rule is, “Buy when you can, sell when you can, and pray you make 5 per cent on your investment.” Hawley Ward chuckles, “if it is an investment. I remember, many years ago, we gleefully paid $1 for the skeleton of an extinct passenger pigeon. It was a beautiful buy, and we sold the bird for $75—so many years later that, according to my figuring, the same dollar deposited a compound interest at the time of the purchase would have yielded us a higher return. This is not a business for the avaricious.”

This nonavaricious business is conducted in an extremely relaxed manner. The whole establishment regards business protocol with a total lack of interest. The firm’s attitude is best illustrated by the fact that a secretary, who wants to go to one of the outlying buildings, thinks nothing of helping herself to the president’s station wagon. After all, if he wants transportation he can always fall back on an ancient red fire truck, still bearing the words Sea Breeze Fire Department. This is the company’s favorite toy.

Ward’s even takes a casual attitude toward the impossible or, at least what appears to the layman to be impossible. The United States Public Health Service wanted something done to further its malarial research that had never been done before, and turned to Ward’s. It wanted the salivary glands dissected from the head of a mosquito and mounted on a slide for a microscopic study. The problem was tossed to Dr. Robert Roudabush, head of the research and development department.

Roudabush spent a week studying the problem of separating a mosquito’s head into its component parts and in designing some new tools for the task; tools so delicate he had to shape and sharpen them under a microscope. Then he did the actual job in a quick 15 minutes. And, for good measure, he also separated and mounted the ducts which carry the saliva from the mosquito’s glands to its mouth. He doesn’t know what happened to the special set of tools. “It doesn’t matter,” he shrugs. “I could easily make a new set.”

Even the academic air common to science is heavily adulterated here. It is true that employees toss off words like yttrotantalite quite brazenly, and a simple, civil question may draw forth an answer like, “Oh, that’s a hydrous zinc arsenate crystallizing in the orthorhombic system.” But when a human parasite peculiar to China became available again after World War II, the company celebrated this occurrence with an advertisement headed, “Clonorchis Is Back and Ward’s Got ‘Em!”

Men Who Enjoy Their Work
The company supposedly works a five-day week but many of its desks have voluntary occupants on Saturdays and Sundays who seem to agree with Dr. Gamble that “If we don’t get rich we at least have fun.” In the summer every lunch hour is picnic time, and the employees gather at the tables and outdoor grill set up on the bay shore. Hawley Ward brings his lunch in a canvas and leather case that is, according to some authorities, easily as old as his fossils. In July and August many employees spend their vacations at the company’s station in Maine, fishing for the dogfish which are preserved and sold by the thousands to biology classrooms.

The company’s 75 contented employees are kept busy by the free-lance collectors who are Ward’s main source of supply. The active list runs to around 5,000, located in every section of the globe, and the names of another 7,000 potential collectors are on file. Mining engineers, prospectors, missionaries, explorers and beachcombers keep an eye cocked for desirable specimens. An eighty-seven-year-old man in Texas sends in butterflies, and Pedro Paprzycki, from a remote corner of Peru, delights the staff with his insect specimens and the quaint English of his letters.

Human skeletons are supplied by mysterious gentlemen in the Far East. And, when occasion demands, staff men are sent out on collecting jaunts.

If nature spawned it, Ward’s has it—or knows where to get it in the unlikely event it isn’t tucked away in the old hayloft between the coccyx of a mastodon and a cracked brachiopod.

This world-wide network has been set up to supply such customers as the British Royal Museum, the Smithsonian Institution, the Cambridge Natural History Museum, the Jardin des Plantes and the American Museum of Natural History, as well as thousands of collectors, educational institutions and research laboratories. There is also a ten-year-old customer who recently ordered “four lyons teeth with holes in them that I can wear around my neck.”

Tough on the Sense of Smell
The proprietor of Ward’s emporium derives a certain amount of secret amusement from conducting a visitor on a tour of the various departments. The reason becomes apparent when the visitor enters the small clapboard dwelling that houses the osteology department. As he passes through the door Dr. Gamble regards him with an air of expectancy, and grins as the guest’s nose wrinkles. “I might as well tell you,” he says, “that a tour of Ward’s is a series of sickening smells.”

This is no exaggeration. The odor created by macerating bacteriological material, busily at work cleansing the bones of various animals, casts a heavy, fetid air over the small rooms where skeletons are assembled. It is hard to believe there would be a demand for objects produced in such an atmosphere, but over $50,000 worth of skeletons a year are shipped from this small building and the company doesn’t dare advertise them because it can’t keep up with the present demand.

Bone assemblage is under the supervision of William Kruse, who has been with the firm over 35 years, and Oscar Kirchhoff, son of Ward’s original osteologist. Kirchhoff can mount a bullfrog’s skeleton in two and a half hours and assemble a horse in 36, while Kruse, who specializes in human skeletons, can turn out his species in 20 hours.

Once again in the blessed open air, the visitor finds himself on a tree-shaded lane that leads to the old winery. From the biology department, in the huge cellar of the winery, Ward’s annually ships over 50,000 embalmed dogfish and bullfrogs, alone. The cavernous, damp cellar is jammed with crates full of live frogs and earthworms, old bathtubs in which turtles swim lazily and vats full, not of sherry and burgundy, but of preserved dogfish, crayfish, perch and sea anemones.

The place also smells to high heaven of phenol and formaldehyde, which Robert Casey, the tall, bald custodian ignores as he lovingly injects varicolored plastics into a dead turtle’s veins and arteries. When the plastic has hardened the surrounding tissue will be corroded away, thus leaving a colored “road map” of the circulatory system, a valuable study aid for the zoologist. The technique was developed at Ward’s.

The atmosphere of this basement arouses the zoologist in the firm’s president and he goes plunging into a vat after a clammy dogfish like a hungry burgher into a pickle barrel and comes out drenched with evil-smelling formaldehyde. “Damn it,” he says in disgust, “I never seem to learn. I’ll have to go change this suit.”

The mineralogy department occupies two huge rooms on the main floor of the winery. The sharp, pungent odor of hydrochloric acid, used in cleaning crude specimens, pervades the air; a relief after the biology dungeon. David Jensen, the head mineralogist, sits at a rock-piled desk. Lanky, placid and contented, he has the air of a bank president surrounded by the world’s wealth. He cradles a piece of mineral, coated with blue crystals as delicate and fragile as hairs, like a woman fondling a rare emerald. However, Jensen is more than a connoisseur of mineralogical rarities. When the Argonne National Laboratory neede done of the earth’s oldest metals, a Pre-Cambrian telluride, for an experiment, Jensen tracked it down for them—by telephone, mail and cable—through five countries on three continents.

Behind the mineral rooms is Hawley Ward’s domain, a conglomeration of cabinets and shelves filled with fossils, weird and fantastic sea shells and fragile, lacelike coral. Hawley gets up from his desk when a visitor comes in and brushes cigarette ashes from his clothes. Then he lights another cigarette and shows off his prize specimens. Each one brings a story to the old gentleman’s mind, but a fan-shaped piece of coral recalls his favorite.

A University of Rochester professor, who was sent to the Pacific on a coral-collecting expedition, had orders from his wife to bring back certain specimens for decorative use in her living room. He couldn’t find any that came up to her exacting specifications. On his way home he appealed to the curator of Honolulu’s Bishop Museum for help. The curator was glad to help; in fact, he had just what was required, in duplicate—coral specimens that had been shipped out to him, on his coral-reefed island, from Ward’s.

With the return of Dr. Gamble, freshly pressed and considerably less fragrant, the visitor is led to a room adjacent to the fossil collection, where the recently opened model department turns out unique anatomical and zoological models of great accuracy and surprising beauty. Some of these models carry as many as 40 colors. Lillian Girard, an attractive ex-portrait painter, spends her days painting brilliant schematic colors on cross sections of a human kidney or, possibly, a frog-embryo  model. Lillian thinks she may be the only artist in America who paints exclusively with lacquer, a medium which has forced her to develop a wholly original brush technique.

The second floor of the winery is the mosquito-carving Dr. Roudabush’s territory. It heads the microslide and bioplastic departments and, as could be expected, his domain has its distinctive odor of xylene, a compund used in “fixing” specimens on microscopic slides.

Dr. Roudabush was largely responsible for Ward’s making commercially feasible the method for embedding and perpetually preserving biological specimens in clear plastic. This was felt to be of such great importance that the company immediately made public the secret of the bioplastic process.

Ward’s was at once flooded with letters from people who wanted to put the process to better uses. The chef of a prominent New York hotel had a wedding cake he wished to have preserved. An undertaker saw no reason why he and Ward’s couldn’t revolutionize America’s burial customs. Dr. Gamble says, solemnly, “Since we could only produce about 50 of our own bioplastic items a week, I felt I had to decline all of these kind offers.”

Ward’s has had some remarkable experiences with present-day collectors, but the greatest collector of them all will always be Henry Augustus Ward, the establishment’s founder. Henry Augustus was born in Rochester in 1834 and began collecting at the age of three. The city’s university still has a small pebble of hornblendic gneiss in its rock collection which bears the inscription, “Found in a stone pile in corner of zigzag rail fence, corner of Grove and Gibbs Street, about 1837. The first specimen I ever collected. H.A.W.”

While a penniless student at Williams College, Ward walked 58 miles to meet the great naturalist Louis Agassiz. As a result of this meeting Henry was appointed to Harvard as Agassiz’ assistant.

After two years with the naturalist, Henry went to France and obtained permission from the Widow Cliquot of champagne fame to explore her vast limestone wine cellars. There he mined two tons of rare fossilized materials and, with these specimens as his basic stock, he spent the next two years horse-trading over all Europe. At the end of that period he returned to Rochester with the greatest geological collection ever seen in this country, a collection which formed the cornerstone of today’s business.

Henry Ward then launched out on an incredible career that involved expeditions to four continents, 57 Atlantic crossings and three encirclements of the globe. He was the first man to use diving equipment in collecting marine specimens and a pioneer in the use of balloons for geological surveys. He prospected for mammoth remains in Siberia and his prying ways almost got him beheaded in Iran.

When Henry heard of the discovery of a pit full of the bones of the extinct moa bird, in New Zealand, he chartered a ship and transported the whole find back to this country. He arranged for the stuffing and mounting of Jumbo for P.T. Barnum, lost money on the deal, and retaliated by selling the elephant’s 40-pound heart to a rival exhibitor for $40. Once, Henry was chased through the Brazilian jungle by a company of soldiers who resented his making off with a prized meteorite. He succeeded in getting the prize safely aboard ship, only to have the vessel catch fire off the U.S. coast. When the captain decided to abandon ship, the collector had to use a revolver to persuade him to sail the blazing vessel into Charleston Harbor.

In 1906, when he was seventy-two years old, this colorful man was killed by an automobile while crossing a Rochester street. The late W.T. Hornaday, one of our great natural scientists, said of him, “He did more toward the creation and expansion of the scientific museums of the world than any other 20 men I could name.”

The establishment passed into the hands of two members of the family who finally in 1927, presented it to the University of Rochester. In 1930 a fire swept the building that housed the collections which had taken 75 years to assemble, and the university, in despair, decided to give the business up. Hundreds of letters poured in from scientists all over the world, protesting the abandonment of the tradition-steeped firm, and a reorganization was attempted. The depression had a blighting effect on this endeavor and, in 1940, the university sold the business to Dr. Gamble and Hawley Ward.

Today, Dr. Gamble is striking out in new fields. For years the firm’s letterhead has read, “Serving Geologists—Mineralogists—Paleontologists—Zoologists—Botanists—Entomologists.” Dr. Gamble has now added, to all intents and purposes, the words, “—And Kids.” He believes children are of greater cosmic importance than ologists and he feels that the more they know about nature’s orderly processes the less likely they are to indulge in the juvenile violence that has characterized the last few years.

He has shifted emphasis from items like Macrodontia cervicornis to a Hobby Catalog and a series of booklets with such titles as What to Do with Fossils, How to Make an Insect Collection, How to Balance an Aquarium and, even What You Can Do with the Swamp Cat-Tail. (You can make pancakes with it, eat it raw, weave it into mats, stuff pillows or insulate your feet with it, and read by it—the book says.)

Relief for Frazzled Nerves
Dr. Gamble believes that nature studies can be of great benefit to adults in these harassing times. The butterfly a man can mount is better for him than the one in his stomach, he says, and it is a good idea if he can subsitute sea shells for bombshells in his thinking—and the doctor points to the Boston psychiatrist who has sent many patients to Ward’s, to take up conchology for their frazzled nerves.

These harassing times are posing problems for Ward’s too. Geiger counters are now in demand, along with exhibits of radioactive minerals and uranium-bearing ores. It has taken three years to get government approval for a shipment of gem-cutting tools to be sent to Austria. The museums of Holland and Belgium have drawn heavily on Ward’s to replace items lost in the bombings. The new governments of India and Pakistan are making inroads on Ward’s stock to supply the 11 new universities they are building. And the Oak Ridge, Brookhaven and Argonne National Laboratories, as well as outfits in the uranium-rich Belgian Congo, are becoming increasingly important and demanding customers.

However, an unsettled world has posed less of a problem for the establishment than a loving heart. A certain gentleman of the Far East has, at the moment, a “very dear friendly lady” traveling in this country. He has written Ward’s and suggested, in view of exchange conditions, that they advance her $1,000. In return, he would find it “pleasantly pleaseful” to supply the company with a $1,000 worth of human skeletons!

You wouldn’t think that even this unique proposal would give pause to a firm that catalogues Venus, Preserved, for 25 cents, and Nymphs, at 65 cents a dozen. But it has, definitely. Ward’s needs the skeletons badly and they have no doubt the friendly lady needs the money. But what Ward’s would like to know is: How can they be sure they’ll ever get the skeletons and, if they do, what assurance have they that the specimens will be of a “pleasantly pleaseful” variety?

THE END

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Thank you for indulging our exploration of the history of the Ward family. A treasure-trove of archives about the Ward's are also held at the University of Rochester Library. 
The extinct moa bird illustration is by Peter Ward, and the elephant was drawn by his father Addison W. Ward. 
And by the way, Happy Birthday Uncle Vere!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

More from the Ward Family Archives

This September 1950 issue of Collier's magazine included a fascinating story about  Ward's Natural Science, the company founded by Andrew's ancestor, Henry Augustus Ward in 1862.


I've begun typing the text of this article. Due to its length, it will be posted in two installments. Here is part 1:

What Do You Collect
Butterflies or Hippo Skulls?

Or maybe just the hipbone of the extinct moa bird? Whatever it is, you're likely to find it among a million items in this scientists' "country store"

By James Poling

If you harbor a suppressed desire to own your own museum, you will be pleased to learn that $463.15 will do the trick for you. For that sum of money Ward’s Natural Science Establishment will send you 10 comprehensive and eye-catching collections of rock, animal, mineral, bird, fossil, sea-shell, insect, coral, soil and sponge specimens, all neatly packaged for display and labeled with tongue-torturing names. For an additional $205 you can obtain a human skeleton “unsurpassed in strength, durability and fine appearance.” And, if you have the bank account to provide the incentive, this curious mail-order establishment will unearth for you a duplicate of practically any item on display in any natural-history museum in the world.

Housed in the ramshackle buildings of an old winery on the shores of Lake Ontario, outside of Rochester, New York, Ward’s must be seen to be disbelieved. For 88 years this firm, the oldest scientific establishment of its kind, has been selling items ranging from a 600-pound sea shell to a fossilized insect that was, at the last count, 500,000,000 years old. No one in the firm knows, or seems to care particularly, just how many equally fabulous items are actually in inventory. As a matter of fact, the whole establishment—with its crowded, dusty rows of specimen cabinets, its cluttered aisles, its leisurely air and its proprietors who are not at all sure just what they have in stock—has about it the air of a friendly old country store.

It is a country store with an international reputation, although paradoxically it remains practically unknown in its own township. After attending an international conclave in Australia, two French geologists decided to return home by way of the United States to visit the only two spots of interest to them in this country—Ward’s and the Grand Canyon. They found the canyon easily enough, but, after querying two Rochester hotel clerks and ten policemen, they decided the establishment was harder to locate than a vein of pararammelsbergite in the Sahara. The University of Rochester had to come to their rescue.

The company’s president has been, since 1931, Dr. Dean L. Gamble, an ex-Cornell professor of zoology. He is a meticulously dressed, solidly built, gray-haired man in his mid-fifties, with a round, pink, serious face and decisive mannerisms. He could be the prototype of the average American businessman, except that he is not above collecting earthworms by flashlight in the public parks.

Behind Dr. Gamble’s hurried, worried, precise and businesslike exterior lurks a pleasantly vague man who probably dreams more of the laboratory than he does of invoices and bills of lading. He speaks with real assurance when he describes a complicated method for dry-embalming a biological specimen. He evolved the method. On questions of overhead he seems a little uncertain.

Dr. Gamble’s office walls were erected 125 years ago and originally they enclosed the parlor of a farmhouse. Today, incongruously enough, these walls bear the studied imprint of the interior decorator. The doctor presides behind a massive desk with an impressively tidy top but when he delves into its drawers—“I know it’s here somewhere”—it takes a lot of fumbling for him to come up with whatever he’s looking for, if he ever does. Like any good country-store proprietor, however, when a customer orders one of the million or so items he stocks he can go right to the shelf where it’s kept. His partner is F. Hawley Ward, a second cousin of the firm’s founder. Hawley is a small, slight, slyly humorous paleontologist with pure white hair and a mustache that lists sharply to port. He has a an dignity that surmounts a hat worn in the Buster Keaton tradition and a collar and tie that frequently go their separate ways. He is currently in love with a recently discovered “Mystriossaurus bollensis—“He’s really quite a young fellow, you know. Can’t be a day more than 150,000,000 years old”—that looks as if it were at least kissing kin to the dragon slain by Saint George.

He works at a cluttered, ash-strewn desk, surrounded by fossils, shells, stuffed birds and battered books and is, obviously, as at home in the Pre-Cambrian era as he is in the Atomic Age. He has a rather detached attitude toward the whole business and it is easy to picture him in the presence of a fat-bellied stove, a cracker barrel and a group of cronies who share his enthusiasm for trilobites and crinoids.

Hawley Ward is above being perturbed when a three-month-old order from a university is inadvertently discovered at the bottom of a pile of his papers. After carefully replacing it back on the bottom of the pile, he says, “Dear me, we really should do something about that,” dismissed the whole matter from his mind with a wave of his tobacco-stained fingers, and continues his lament over having had to sell a museum the firm’s last mounted tarsier monkey.

Between them, Dr. Gamble and Ward are guilty of ruining an outstanding business record. It is doubtful if any other incorporated American firm ever survived so long without paying a dividend; for 84 years the firm’s purchasing requirements exhausted every dollar that wasn’t consumed in operating expenses.

In 1946, Ward’s paid its first dividend, and it has continued to show an ever-increasing profit. Last year, the firm grossed over half a million dollars.

The establishment is spread over a magnificent 67-acre tract on a high bluff overlooking Irondequoit Bay. It moved to this site in 1942 when the Rochester building was taken over for defense purposes. It is a happy natural setting for an organization trafficking in nature’s products and, although this is a scientific institution, there is nothing here that resembles an enamel and glass laboratory. The various departments of the business—biology, mineralogy, entomology (insects), osteology (skeletons), ornithology (birds), oology (birds’ eggs), conchology (marine life), paleontology (fossils), and the departments of microscopy, equipment and models—are located in a group of tree-shaded houses and barns, surrounded by abandoned vineyards that still bear purple-clustered grapes.

It is a sprawling community of unmatched structures; skeletons are assembled in a farmhouse old enough to have known spinning wheels and warming pans; an ancient stone brandy-aging shed serves the microphotographic department; and the business offices are located in a conventional frame house. The old homestead that houses Dr. Gamble’s office also shelters the insect department’s collection of over half a million species of bugs.

Treasures in the Red Barn
The scientific equipment department, which sells items ranging from  insect pins to 20-ton rock crushers, occupies the ground floor of a huge old red barn. What may well be the weirdest rubbish heap ever assembled is housed in the barn’s hayloft. The hipbone of an extinct New Zealand moa bird supports a musty, stuffed horned grebe. Elephant skulls lie buried under a collection of moth-eaten bird skins. Boxes of dust-encrusted shells rest on a pile of assorted rocks and mastodon bones. Some plaster casts of the skull of Pithecanthropus erectus and the skeleton of a cat make a jumbled heap that almost conceals a fossilized fish. Huge crates are everywhere and no one knows or is much concerned about their contents.

The establishment’s sources of revenue are as strange and assorted as the contents of its hayloft. In a reasonable typical week last fall, Ward’s shipped out a bison’s head to a well-known artist, mineralogy exhibits to Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Wayne University, a selection of bird feathers to a collector in New Zealand, and biological supplies to three high schools and seven colleges. The company also acted on a telegram from a laboratory worker at Washington State College which read, “Tragedy befell our cockroach colony. Could you send us four dozen hatchable cockroach eggs by air mail as soon as possible?”

A refractometer was shipped to a mineralogist in Sarawak, Borneo. Bed sheets were sent to an Italian hotel owner in exchange for ore specimens; nylon hose to a man in Germany in exchange for fossils; a revolver to a collector in New Guinea who sends in spectacular butterflies; and an order of 55 types of skulls was shipped to a zoological supply house in Bombay. The Bombay shipment included hippopotamus, rhinoceros, mole, gorilla, peccary, harbor seal, bear and wombat skulls.

The purchasing department was also active during the same week. It bought a selection of snow fleas from Louisiana, butterflies from Japan and Brazil, assorted mineral specimens from Canada and Australia, sea horses from Florida, starfish and squid from Italy, bats from the Philippines, and winged walking sticks from Papua. The weeks’ biggest thrill came when a Czechoslovakian sent in four trilobites, some graptolites, two curious crinoids and a few cephalopods. Fossil-loving Hawley Ward couldn’t have been more pleased.

Part 2 coming soon...

Friday, March 12, 2010

More from the Ward/Chappell family archives: June 12, 1954


Andrew's grandmothers supporting the local music scene...



The wedding party... 


Clayla...


The toast...



The end of the night...



But wait, a skirmish ensues...


The getaway...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Wedding Continues...


Andrew's Nana, Clara Louise, loved people.



 
What is happening in the background?


Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Ward-Chappell Betrothal

Out of the treasure chest comes Addison and Mary Helen's wedding album. The date was June 12, 1954. 
Andrew can't say much about what went on that day, since he did not arrive until two years later. It does look like everyone had a good time.  




The parents of the groom, Frank Hawley and Clayla Ward.


The parents of the bride, Vere and Edith Chappell.



Friday, March 05, 2010

The Snowman's Holiday

Today's offering by Addison W. Ward is one of our favorites. Since it hailed here a couple of days ago, and the plum trees are blooming, the timing is right. 

In looking through the box, Andrew found this lovely calendar, drawn by brother Peter in second grade, to illustrate the story. Surely Addison would approve.


The Snowman's Holiday
by Addison Werner Ward

In a shrill northern land there lived a snowman with a Latin temperament. A group of boys had built him after the year’s first snow, fitting him out with a carrot for a nose, two lumps of coal for eyes, and broomstick arms. They dressed him in an old coat and hat and ran off to play, leaving him to stare out across the wintry countryside.

As the days passed the snowman listened to the chattering of the birds flying south for the holidays, and understood that he was doomed to live in an alien clime. He dreamed of sunburnt mirth and Provencal song, of sandy beaches, orange trees, and scented breezes bearing the soft evening sounds of guitars and throaty laughter; he sighed for a warm passionate life, luxurious, calm, voluptuous, in a land of bright colours. But when he looked about him he saw only the barren hills, the heavy sky and the nervous little winter birds pecking primly at the snow. The harsh gutteral cries of the boys at play grated on his ears, and his own body with its bulges and its stiff broomstick arms became an object of horror to him. The very word “snowman” seemed to have a chilling sound, and in his secret thoughts he spoke of himself as l’uomo di neve, cooing over the syllables as if to find in their warm music a refuge for his tawny soul.

One day a large crow flew down and perched on the snowman’s shoulder. “Hello,” he said, “my name is Jaspar. What marvelous flashing coal-black eyes you have, so different from the icy blue eyes of the boys who made you!” The snowman’s heart melted within him. In ten minutes he was sharing with his new friend all his hatred of the guilt-ridden northland, its cheerless code of duty and its dark, haunted imaginings. The crow shifted from one claw to the other as he listened. He was a creature of limited imagination, and the snowman’s eloquence disturbed him in ways he could not understand. To tell the truth he was having a hard winter of it himself; his neck was scrawny and his feathers lacked their usual gloss, for food was scarce that year. “I don’t know,” he muttered at last. “I’m not saying you’re wrong. But I’m used to it here; this is where I belong. I know where I stand here, and it’s not such a bad life, after all.”

“Platitudes,” bellowed the snowman. The word puffed out of his mouth in a little cloud of mist which dissolved in the frozen air. Then he began to chant in warm low tones of Freedom, Ease, Love and Joy, of long cloudless days of rich-dyed pleasure. “Think of the ripe swelling fruit,” he cried, “think, think, of the birds of bright plumage, the painted tail-feathers and the gleaming beaks. Yours, yours for the asking!” He stopped, then continued in a voice of ominous softness: “There are some whose bodies have wings, but whose souls remain forever heavy and earth-bound.”

Jaspar could stand no more. “All right,” he croaked, “when do we start.” The snowman sighed piteously. “You may start when you will,” he said, “but I have neither wings nor feet. I shall grow old in a land my soul abhors.” There was a moment’s silence, then it was the crow’s turn to speak scornfully. “I see,” he cried. “All talk. The pleasures of self-pity: if you can’t do anything about it, at least you can be miserable! That’s what you call a winged soul. Well, enjoy it while you can. I was going to tell you, before you got going on all this, that the boys are talking of pulling you down to make a snow fort.”

The snowman stood under his friend’s contemptuous gaze. Then all at once he threw his left shoulder forward with a violent thrust. His heavy body tipped, rotated forward through a half-turn, and rocked upright, leaving a patch of bare earth behind it. “I can do it,” he panted in joy and amazement, “I can move! The bright land lies ahead; it is calling me. Oh, Jaspar, come with me!”

Together they planned their journey. The snowman was eager to start at once, the more so because of the rumour about the snow-fort. Jaspar, being incomparably the swifter traveler, would spend four days putting his affairs in order before following. They arranged a meeting-place, and after a brief period of practice under his friend’s supervision the snowman set off in his peculiar rolling gait, calling gay farewells over his shoulder and muttering to himself of the new life which lay ahead.

At the end of the second day the snowman was in better health and spirits than ever before in his life. He was indeed almost fat, for the lower portions of his body were swollen with the wet snow which stuck to him as he rolled his way across the fields. He had learned to move with some speed by keeping his body in constant motion from one side to the other, and he was confident of reaching the rendezvous by the appointed time. “Even this is enough,” he muttered as he rocked along. “To have started, to have set out is enough.”

On the third day he noticed that patches of brown grass were beginning to show on the white hills, and by the late afternoon the snow had entirely disappeared and the grass was almost imperceptibly turning from brown to green. A few of the trees had leaves on them. A wild joy possessed him. “Even this is enough,” he cried aloud. “To have seen the first faint signs of life stirring under the crust is enough.” At the same time he noticed that walking was more tiring than he had thought, and he was forced to stop and rest from time to time. This was a nuisance because getting into motion was by far the most difficult part of the process, and the most dangerous as well. During one of those rest periods he glanced back over the field he had crossed and was mildly perplexed to see a broad dark trail of moisture on the grass leading to the place where he stood.

On the fourth day the snowman saw his first flowers. They were round and shaggy and deep yellow in color, and they blazed at him like little suns. The snowman wept for so much beauty. During the last two days he had often been on the verge of tears, and now he let them come, weeping long after the emotion had passed. The drops continued to course down his cheeks as he set himself in motion. “What the birds said is true,” he though. “In the south laughter and tears come easily and feelings find instant expression: a kiss, a blow, a cry of joy or grief. Even this is enough. To have learned that what the birds said is true is enough.” And he lurched onward, weeping to see the green foliage on the trees around him.

Later in the day, when the sun stood high over his head, he stopped in weariness and bewilderment. After some hesitation he shook off his hat and coat, and shivered with delight as the warm rays played up and down his body. “Thus I cast aside my former life,” he cried, still weeping. “Naked and innocent I go to the land of pagan joy. Even this is enough. To have cast aside one’s former life is enough.” Glancing down he fancied that already he was slimmer and more graceful, and he bent his head over to look more closely. There was an abrupt thump, and a carrot lay on the grass immediately in front of him. He gazed at it in vague curiosity, trying to arrest the memories that floated through his head.

As he rolled on ever more lazily the snowman knew a happiness gentler yet more intense than he had believed possible. Was it today that Jaspar was to meet him? Or tomorrow? Or perhaps yesterday? One day was very like another: they flowed together, gurgling softly as they swirled from shadow into sunlight and back again to shadow. To move in such a world was to stand still, rocking drowsily from side to side, while the sun’s soft persuasive voice cooed the liquid syllables of a once forgotten name, making the sound a plea for its healing passion. On all sides the flowers crowded in to offer their hot sucking kisses, and his Latin soul was slipping out toward them, exulting and expanding in the bright southern air while the warm breezes laughed like orange trees.

***


 As Jaspar flew south to the meeting place that afternoon his sharp eyes spotted the discarded coat and hat in the middle of the field. Circling down for a closer look he saw the carrot and then, a few feet farther on, two lumps of coal in the center of a pool of water draining slowly into the earth. He circled the scene once, and then turned back in the direction he had come from. He was not an unfeeling bird, but he had lived through a number of winters and had learned not to form uncomfortably deep friendships with snowmen. Even those who stayed north seldom lasted beyond the first spring days.

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Mackerel

Here is a fishy tale from the archival box of stories written by Addison W. Ward
Bon Appétit!

The Mackerel Who Went Beyond His Depth







The fish print illustration is from: Darwin, C. R. (ed.). The Zoology of the Voyage of H.M.S.Beagle, under the command of Captain FitzRoy, R.N., during the Years 1832 to 1836. Smith, Elder and Co., London, 1838–1845. Part IV. Fish, by Leonard Jenyns, in 4 numbers, 1840–1842; plate 14, as seen on the University of Sydney website. 

Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Red Cat + Antonio


Ranch Journal's series of stories by Addison W. Ward continues, with The Red Cat. 
This story was developed over many bedtimes with the help of Addison's children, Edie, Peter, and Andrew. 


This story was obviously written with children in mind, but may not be so good for today's kids. So be it, I turned out fine.























Another story that he told almost every night was Antonio. I don't know its origin, but it is permanently etched in my memory. Perhaps you'd like to etch it in yours.


Antonio

It was a cold, dark and stormy night, deep in the Hartz Mountains. 

Around a campfire sat a band of robbers...brigands large, and brigands small. 

Next to the chief sat his trusted man Antonio.

"Antonio," said the captain, "Tell us a story." 

At first Antonio demurred, but upon being urged, told the following weird tale... 

It was a cold, dark and stormy night, deep in the Hartz Mountains. 

Around a campfire sat a band of robbers...brigands large, and brigands small. 

Next to the chief sat his trusted man Antonio.

"Antonio," said the captain, "Tell us a story." 

At first Antonio demurred, but upon being urged, told the following weird tale... 

It was a cold, dark and stormy night, deep in the Hartz Mountains. 

Around a campfire sat a band of robbers...brigands large, and brigands small. 

Next to the chief sat his trusted man Antonio.

"Antonio," said the captain, "Tell us a story."

At first Antonio demurred, but upon being urged, told the following weird tale...  

It was a cold, dark and stormy night, deep in the Hartz Mountains. 

Around a campfire sat a band of robbers...brigands large, and brigands small. 

Next to the chief sat his trusted man Antonio.

"Antonio," said the captain, "Tell us a story."  

At first Antonio demurred, but upon being urged, told the following weird tale...

It was a cold, dark and stormy night, deep in the Hartz Mountains. 


* repeat ad nauseum until children are asleep (or pretending to be asleep) *  

Friday, January 22, 2010

The Impatient Watchmaker

It has been wet and windy here at the ranch. Now that the power is back on, we wanted to post the next in our series of short stories by Andrew and his younger sister Edie's Dad, Addison Ward.



The Impatient Watchmaker
by Addison Werner Ward

Once there was a watchmaker whose thoughts outran the clock. He could think only of what came next, and spent his days grumbling at the slowness of time. At breakfast he thought of his morning’s work, but once at his workbench he began to wish it were lunch time; at lunch he brooded on the afternoon, yet all afternoon he longed for dinner; his dinner went untasted while he dreamt of his warm bed, and in bed he rolled and tossed waiting for morning. All week he looked forward to Sunday and on Sunday he thought only of the week to come. His wife sometimes teased him about his impatience, but he would smile a wan smile and glance at the clock, hoping that it was time to do something else.

One afternoon as the watchmaker was waiting for dinner he had an idea.

“The reason I am impatient,” he said to himself, “is because time goes so slowly. But watchmakers are time’s masters, not its slaves. If I speed up the clock, time will go faster and I shall not have to wait so long for my dinner.”

So he took a tiny screwdriver and began to tinker with the kitchen clock, tightening screws and winding springs until the hands were spinning wildly. As he looked at it the hour hand moved from two to three and from three to four and from four to five and from five to six. The watchmaker laughed with delight. “Wife!” he called, “it is time for dinner!”

When the watchmaker’s wife saw the clock with its whirling hands she gave her husband a very odd look. “As you wish,” she said. “Since the clock says six I will make your dinner. But it seems to me we have just finished lunch.” Before long she sat before the watchmaker a plate heaped with roast beef, potatoes, and green beans. But just as he was taking his second mouthful the watchmaker glanced at the clock and saw that the hour hand had reached eleven. “Bed time!” he cried in dismay, and jumped up from the table.

“How can it be bedtime?” asked his wife. “Ten minutes ago it was supper time, and furthermore the sun is still shining, and besides I am not the least bit tired.” But the watchmaker would only point to the clock, whose whirling hands had now reached eleven-thirty. To bed they went, but the racing clock gave them no time for sleep. In less than two hours its hands said that it was time to get up. And so, although the sun was just beginning to set, the watchmaker dragged himself from his warm bed.

This was only the beginning of the watchmaker’s trouble. He gulped down his breakfast in order to get to work on time, but he had hardly arranged his tools before the clock said it was time to stop for lunch. He raced from place to place in a desperate effort to keep up with the whirling hands of the clock, yet hurry as he would he was always late. Before the sun rose again he had been in and out of bed four times, had eaten four breakfasts, four lunches and four dinners and had made eight attempts to get to work. As for his wife, the meals followed each other so closely that she had no time to wash the dishes from one before it was time to begin preparing the next. When she could stand it no longer she complained to her husband.

“I am tired of rushing about because the clock tells me to,” she said. “From now on I shall get up when the sun rises and go to bed soon after the sun sets. I shall eat breakfast when I get up, dinner just before I go to bed, and lunch halfway in between. If you do not wish to have your meals when I do, I shall leave you a big pot of soup to eat whenever you want it.”

After that the watchmaker’s life grew lonely as well as frantic. He saw his wife only at the odd times when their schedules overlapped, and even then he scarcely had time to talk with her. While she worked calmly from sunrise to sunset and slept peacefully from sunset to sunrise, he dashed about, gulping down soup, crawling in and out of bed, starting and stopping work, trying to cram a day’s work into two hours.

To make matters worse he quarreled with his customers, claiming to have worked for “four hours” when they thought he had worked for one.

As time passed the watchmaker grew lonelier and hungrier.

“It was better being impatient,” he thought. “I shall slow the clock down again.” But somehow there was never time. No sooner would he get ready with his screwdriver than a glance at the clock would tell him it was time to drop his tools and run off to do something else. He could no more fix the clock than he could eat or sleep in peace.

One night as he crawled into bed the watchmaker looked at his sleeping wife and burst into tears. “I am growing old four times as fast as everyone else,” he said sadly. “Every day in her life is four days in my life, and every year will be four years. At the end of ten years I shall be forty years older than I am now and my wife will still be a young woman while I am a tired old man.”

Thinking these sad thoughts the watchmaker fell asleep. It was the first real sleep he had had since he speeded up the clock. When his wife awoke soon after sunrise she saw him sleeping and tiptoed quietly out of the bedroom. From time to time she peeped in during the day, and always she found him sleeping. He slept so long that at last the clock ran down and stopped because there was no one to wind it.

At last the watchmaker woke and called his wife. “What time is it?” he asked when she stood beside his bed.

“What time would you like it to be?” his wife asked.

“I am terribly hungry,” said the watchmaker. “I should like it to be supper time.”

“Very well,” said his wife, and going to the kitchen she moved the hands of the clock until it said six. Then she prepared her husband’s favorite dinner: lamb chops, tomatoes and sweet corn.

While the watchmaker was eating his dinner he glanced nervously from time to time at the clock. “Don’t worry,” his wife said, “the clock has stopped and we shall leave it that way. It will be six o’clock until you want it to be later.”

So the watchmaker and his wife talked and ate and drank and talked some more until at last they both were yawning. “Oh dear,” said the watchmaker. “Now I’m tired.”

-—oOo—-