Is it Timmy? And Lassie found him at the bottom of your well?
NOPE! Keep trying...
Is it Biff? Who kissed you at the Malt Shop the night he realized he was gay?
WHAT!? Did kissing me cause him to turn gay!? My memories of that moment are crushed. Oh Biff. How could you? I don't care. i will never forget the malt-flavor of your lips.
No way, I didn't know you kissed a famous child actor! (although he would have been pretty old by the time you saw him at the Malt Shop)